Guides · 4 pieces · Amsterdam
Longer pieces on the body you are actually bringing
These run past the length of an answer. Each one takes a single worry that stops people booking, sets out what it changes in practice, and ends with the questions that worry tends to bring with it.
the pieces
- Body confidence before a full contact massage: what the therapist notices and what she does notAlmost everyone who books this kind of hour has an inventory of things they would rather were different about themselves, and almost none of those things appear anywhere in the working attention of the woman who arrives. This is an honest account of both lists, and of the short gap between them that guests spend far too much energy trying to close.2026-05-09
- Hotel beds, floors and chairs: adapting the room for a tall or heavier guestMost of what people call a body problem before a booking turns out on inspection to be a furniture problem, and furniture is solvable in about ten minutes. This is the whole of that ten minutes, written for a guest who is long, heavy, or both, in a city whose rooms were mostly not designed with either in mind.2026-06-02
- Accessible rooms in Amsterdam: lifts, steps and canal houses for a guest with limited mobilityA stiff hip, a knee that will not take weight, a back that objects to lying flat or a stick that comes everywhere are arrangement questions rather than obstacles, and nearly all of them are settled by the building you chose weeks earlier. This guide works through the buildings, then the room, then the two lines that need to be in the thread.2026-07-04
- Nerves before a body to body booking: a calm guide from the message to the knockNerves before this are close to universal and almost nobody admits to them, which is why every single person having them assumes he is the exception. What follows is the sequence in order, from the message that has been sitting unsent to the point where the nerves have quietly stopped being the subject, with the thing you can change at each step set out beside it.2026-08-15
the message
Written enquiries, in English, at any hour of the clock
Say which door she is coming to
Give the building or the district, the hour you want her there and how long for. Anything about your own body that changes how the room should be set goes in the same message, and it is read as a practical note rather than as an apology.
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Longer questions go to [email protected], which is read more slowly than a booking thread.