Glossary

Forty to sixty minutes, counted from the yes

The arrival window runs from the hour being agreed in writing to the knock at your door, and across central Amsterdam it is forty to sixty minutes.

Forty to sixty minutes is the figure, and it holds across the centre of Amsterdam at any time of day. It begins the moment the hour is agreed rather than the moment you first wrote, which matters, because a thread that takes fifteen minutes to settle a room description has not eaten into the window at all.

What does not move it

Neither a lift nor its absence. Neither the ground floor nor the fourth. A canal house with a staircase built for people smaller than anyone alive today adds nothing to the figure, because the figure covers the city rather than the last flight of stairs. A wide accessible room in a modern building does not shorten it either.

What sits outside it

Schiphol and the hotels around the airport are arranged separately, with the travelling time agreed with you in writing before any hour is fixed. Nowhere beyond Amsterdam and those airport hotels is reached at all.

Using the window rather than waiting through it

For a guest who tends to talk himself out of things, the window is the part of the booking most worth planning. Shower now rather than later. Clear the floor on one side of the bed. Move the chair with your clothes on it. Put the heating up a notch, because a room that is slightly too warm is easier on a body that is not used to being uncovered. Then sit down. Pacing a hotel room for fifty minutes has undone more bookings than any other single thing.

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Written enquiries, in English, at any hour of the clock

Say which door she is coming to

Give the building or the district, the hour you want her there and how long for. Anything about your own body that changes how the room should be set goes in the same message, and it is read as a practical note rather than as an apology.

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Longer questions go to [email protected], which is read more slowly than a booking thread.